The CWAL Rubber Room
"Step 1) Stop carrying a small TV around with you. Step 2) Let go of your patholigical need to carry 72 hours of music with you to the corner store. Step 3) Shell out for a cheap iPod nano or whatever. Step 4) Let go of all crass material desire. Step 5) Recite the Seven Mantras. Step 6) Shed your corporeal body and ascend as pure thought energy to Kolob, the Home Star of God. Step 7) Lather. Step 8) Rinse. Step 9) Repeat."
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Basically I am saying that Metzen had an idea so stupid that it resonated out through the universe and turned him into a boneless mass of flesh that Blizzard keeps in a kiddie pool, and disgraced executives are placed on his Moistening Crew. All he can do is type out flabby dialogue and burble 'FUCK YEAHHH!' while giving himself high fives with wet, pallid pseudopodia he dedicates to that purpose. [NT] [Impersonation]
Posted as Lothos by livefortheswarm, on January 13, 12018 at 10:29:03:


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