The CWAL Rubber Room
"Find yourself someone who looks at you like Mana looks at honeycrisp apples."
Man, I was driving through the countryside the other day, and bought a huge box of fresh honeycrisp apples from a farmer's market, partly because you said they're so great
Sure enough, they're super sour and sweet at the same time. It's like eating crunchy lemonade. Blech.
I don't have any other food in the house either, so I keep eating these crappy apples and cursing you with every bite, haha.