The CWAL Rubber Room
"We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all inertial frames are created equal, that they are endowed by their Observer with certain invariant Properties, that among these are Rest Mass, Proper Time, and the speed of Light..." - Fron
The gag is that this is an absurd thing for an english department to need.
AND NOW YOU'VE MADE ME EXPLAIN IT, YOU MONSTER.
(Yeah, no, it actually wasn't really that funny)