"The only place where dramatic content and catharsis are abandoned in favor of a few silly stories."
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- I'll just leave this right here. You're welcome. Evahl still totally sucks ass. - GAVAL 17:43:56 12018-09-14
- WE HAVE ARRIVED INTO THE FUTURE - Rotten 10:54:02 12018-09-12
- I had goat for dinner the other day. Goat is very good. If you see a goat, I recommend eating it immediately. [NT] - Inconsequential Lurker 16:45:22 12018-09-09
- 2 random thoughts this morning: 1) I just read that Jedis cannot marry, does this make them more likely to touch little kids? and 2) August is the sweaty old man's ballsack of months [NT] - Rotten 08:50:15 12018-08-31
- Given we been talking about KARTOOMS, "Final Space" on Netflix is pretty good? It's not grabbed me the same way that Gravity Falls or the Avatar-verse has*, but I keep drifting back to it in a non-urgent way. Feels a lot like science-fiction RPG campaigns I've been in that wind up involving disruptive idiots who wind up growing into moments of heroism... while still being disruptive idiots. [NT] - Lothos 23:55:41 12018-08-27
- So Disenchantment is actually pretty good if you ignore the first few episodes where not all of the jokes land and they're still trying to find their stride. In other words, it's like every show Matt Groening has ever made. [NT] - Tssha 08:46:52 12018-08-21
- [LINK] Anybody want to help kickstart a dating game where you're dating loveable weapons as you raid dungeons together? - Lothos 16:16:37 12018-08-16
- Mo Money Mo Roguelikes - Dorg 04:22:40 12018-08-12
- That moment where you point out interesting ways of solving a problem a group of students are having on their project, and you can SEE some of them thinking "holy shit okay you're NOT entirely a waste of space - I am reevaluating here" [NT] - Lothos 01:40:18 12018-08-09
- dear student: it's hard to take you seriously when you claim to be manifestly baffled about what an assignment expects of you when there are four sample assignments, including one on *exactly the thing you want to write about.* [NT] - Lothos 03:17:30 12018-08-06
- hello friends patrick stewart is going to play picard in a new star trek series this weekend is blessed thank you for your attention - Fron 10:28:37 12018-08-05
- Just finished playing a game demo/introduction designed as an accompaniment to a different MA thesis, and it was *actively good.* MOAR LIKE THIS PLEASE STUDENTS. [NT] - Lothos 01:57:53 12018-08-01
- I'm marking an MA thesis and have had to repeatedly avoid writing "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you" in the margins. That's... not a good sign. [NT] - Lothos 23:26:32 12018-07-21
- I'm pleased to see you've leveled up from despairing about undergrads to despairing about grad students. [NT] - Fron 00:21:54 12018-07-25
- This is true. I despair about undergrads too, but that's more of a constant background miasma of "what the surly tubular rotating fuck is wrong with you mewling infants" rather than anything more concrete that might inspire posts. [NT] - Lothos 17:59:29 12018-07-25
- actually i am the wrongest thing since wrongtonium was invented in wrongtown by doctor von wrong: student shenanigans miasma is a rich vein of previously unmined CWALboard content. [NT] - Lothos 19:10:01 12018-07-25
- linear in classroom time respect this we Dear student: [NT] - Frito 15:26:32 12018-07-31
- dear students: please stop spitting out your snuff into the flushless urinals. They are disgusting enough already without you adding your cancer-chew to them. [NT] - Legacy 07:43:54 12018-07-28
- dear student, no I did not scoop out your kidneys with a melon-baller in a vain attempt to salvage the only functional, worthwhile part of you for the sake of humankind, but I do not deny the idea crossed my mind. Possibly repeatedly. [NT] - The V Man 23:07:01 12018-07-26
- dear students: you can't pay attention to two things at once and neither can the people seated behind you, which is why both of you aren't really listening to the lecture you paid thousands of dollars to attend...all because one of you couldn't wait to cruise your Facebook feed or chat on Steam. [NT] - Tssha 01:30:27 12018-07-26
- deer students: you're in the wrong class. The salt lick is down the hall. [NT] - Vektor 01:24:23 12018-07-26
- dear students: i stopped giving you course readings this year and replaced them with comics, free videogames and frigging Rick & Morty episodes and you're STILL not doing them. I respect your consistency. [NT] - Lothos 19:42:24 12018-07-25
- dear student: complaining that we're "social justice warriors" only makes our powers stronger and shows us we're going in the right direction. [NT] - Lothos 19:39:35 12018-07-25
- dear student: we are happy to work with you to try and find alternatives around your work schedule, but when we provide six options and you turn all of them down, it's a problem but not OUR problem. No, we will not call your boss so he can prove you have to work then. It's not that we don't believe you, it's that we don't care. [NT] - Lothos 19:37:27 12018-07-25
- dear student, everybody is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. that's... how facts work. they're facts. they exist as true whether or not you believe in them. they are not santa claus or the idea you're an interesting person. [NT] - Lothos 19:34:55 12018-07-25
- dear student, exams are important and you should go to them. no you can't 'just reschedule.' what. just what. [NT] - Lothos 19:32:18 12018-07-25
- dear student when we spent weeks telling you submit a missing assignment, it wasn't because we enjoy writing to you. It was because you're going to fail. Your surprise and confusion that you failed after "you passed everything you handed in" just shows you don't know how maths works. [NT] - Lothos 19:28:48 12018-07-25
- I always wondered what happened to Nephlite after the series run... [NT] - Tssha 22:45:46 12018-07-24
- I think it's a great sign, but then it depends on who we're talking about. [NT] - Sassypants McJerkface 09:26:28 12018-07-24
- Hey, give them some respect. It is hard to write an essay with shoes on their hands. [NT] - Frito 07:54:18 12018-07-22
- Frostpunk is atmospheric enough I was able to turn off my air conditioning. 10/10 would send children to toil in the workhouses until their tiny fingers freeze and become lame again. [NT] - Inconsequential Lurker 14:52:47 12018-07-18
- Probably super late to the party, but Slay the Spire is a fun little Steam game that makes great use of the deck-building genre from the land of tabletop gaming. [NT] - Mana 12:30:36 12018-07-16
- Okay, ads from Facebook asking me to log in to catch up with friends and family are pushy enough, but putting Pusheen in the ads is a bit too on the nose. [NT] - Tssha 11:25:31 12018-07-14
- So I created a CWAL room on ZELLO, if you're interested. - Rotten 11:20:25 12018-07-10
- THE MORE MY BEARD TRENDS TOWARDS THE SALT END OF THE SALT AND PEPPER SPECTRUM, THE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC I AM ABOUT ALL THINGS RADIO WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME... [NT] - Rotten 11:39:11 12018-07-06
- Happy America Day, fuckers! [NT] - Psycho Sam! 07:25:06 12018-07-04
- [LINK] The Second Civil War hashtag on Twitter is especially hilarious. Pro Tip to Alex Jones: never pick a date for your scary event. You risk the same mistake Christian end-of-the-world predictors make so often, when they find out that the day after the end date has come a little too inconveniently. - Tssha 01:30:08 12018-07-04
- I saw Ocean's Eight on Saturday. It was one of the more relentlessly okay movies I've seen recently. [NT] - Fron 17:19:10 12018-07-02
- Happy Canada Day, fuckers! [NT] - Psycho Sam! 17:43:43 12018-07-01
- No Canada Day shit huh? I think this forum has officially gone downhill. [NT] - Rotten 10:58:01 12018-07-01
- So I actually thought solo was better than tlj. [NT] - Rotten 15:29:00 12018-06-28
- Going to the bathroom: WONDERFULLY wonderful. FIVE stars out of FOUR!!!! [NT] - Rotten 09:25:21 12018-06-28
- I just watched a speedrun run of Celeste on SGDQ, and not only did it look completely speedrunnable, but the donation notes and Steam reviews and the game's subject matter apparently make this one goddamn good indie game purchase. [NT] - thorkos 03:28:06 12018-06-28
- Into the Breach is on sale at the Humble Store, and is a lot of fun. Lotssss of fun. Good soundtrack, too, though I don't think it comes with that. [NT] - Lothos 17:29:17 12018-06-27
- I have 11 steel galvanized pipes available for anyone who wants them. [NT] - Rotten 09:11:26 12018-06-26
- So, the sale event game is as ho-hum and drab as usual. Why freakin' bother? Heck, one of the leading groups has a bot for the game on their front page...not even going to question why that group didn't get instabanned (or at least warned to take it off their page). - Tssha 03:11:19 12018-06-24
- [LINK] Paul Reich III and Fred Ford are fundraising for defending their creative ownership of the Star Control games in court. - Lothos 23:15:21 12018-06-22
